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2005-04-21T11:10:00.000-07:00

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FUNNIEST COMPUTING LESSON I HAVE EVER HAD. EVER!

Matt Blog

2005-03-17T11:55:00.000-08:00

My asda smartprice, freak egg!

And damm tasty too.

Matt Blog

Hello sports fans!

2005-03-12T06:36:00.000-08:00

Been hard at work all week, honestly don't think i'm going to get my coursework done in time but what the hell. Managed to get both an A and U for my biology exams which is a bit strange but got an A for Media which i'm happy with.

Oh yeah, my notice goes in tommorow.

Thats all folks...

2005-02-28T19:28:00.000-08:00

Hell yea!
Not only did Akria come 15th in the top 100 cartoons BUT SPIRITED AWAY CAME 8th!!.
Im glad the British public have some taste.

Im offically leaving Waitrose on the 27th of March unless they give me a fat arse pay rise and the week off so my weekends will be finally free.

I think thats it.......I'm off to the gym now anyway. Gotta build up those arms.

Ahhhhh my face!

2005-02-28T11:05:00.000-08:00

I've been sick so I've crawled to my PC desk and played World of Warcraft all day.

After falling back to sleep I forgot my Driving lesson which I had to run to college for, nearly throwing up several times in the process. During this lesson, some idiot with no lights or indicators on cut me up. If I hadn't been keeping an eye on his boy racer piece of shit car he would have hit me.

Now my lips are so dry they have actually cracked and started to bleed, and before you all message me saying you didn't want to here that, I DON'T CARE!

*mumble fucking shitty day *mumble

No.... more...incrediblzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2005-02-24T13:15:00.000-08:00

Media deadline: Tommorow
Question: 'The Incredibles' media saturation
Seen the movie: No
Cups of tea: 6
Hours: 4
Research: None
Words left: 1500
Sleep: I think not

Look, that birds on fire!!!!

2005-02-09T06:33:00.000-08:00

I've finally uploaded all the crap that I've recorded on my new camera as apparently some of you actually like that shit. The only new thing is the army man/tin foil experiment, which turned out to be the most anti-climatic experiment ever.

I'm currently making crust-less bread (Its the future) because I'm that bored so if anyone has any ideas that you want me to do, don't hesitate to send me an email.

I'm looking forward to work on Friday when that bitch Francis comes up and shouts at me for causing wastage on Sunday night. Frankly I've had enough of her shit and she's going to know it this weekend. What do I care, I'll be gone in a month and while she's working up a stress because her precious mince hasn't turned out right, I'll be in New York spitting off very high buildings. Yeah!

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Daft Lego
http://www.aqzb02.dsl.pipex.com/Daft_Lego.mov (15mb)
Lynx Toast
http://www.aqzb02.dsl.pipex.com/toast1.wmv (3mb)
Army man vs microwave
http://www.aqzb02.dsl.pipex.com/Armytin.wmv (3mb)

TRIPLETS!!!

2005-02-08T13:19:00.000-08:00

A while back I broke the news that my good friend wickit was having another baby. Well guess what, ITS TRIPLETS!. That makes 4 little wickits. I thought one was enough.
Thats some super sperm hes got there.

www.ktsa.co.uk (Wickits Clan)

TO THE TARDIS!

2005-01-31T11:57:00.000-08:00

Well, the exams are over and im totally fOOked (to l33t speak).
Im going to replace the banner in a few days with something a bit more interesting but until then its back to work :( :(

YEA BACK ON BABY!

2005-01-16T08:42:00.000-08:00

For some reason i've not been able to get on to blogger for the past few days however the problem seems to have fixed itself (don't ask me how). Im busy at the moment so ill be back later tonight

Tick tock ....

2005-01-09T11:25:00.000-08:00

Sorry for not updating in a few days. Been revising which means I'm effectively banned from the computer. Ivy got work to do all week so ill try to get on when I can.
Now on to more important things. Hopefully ill be quitting work in March along with a majority of student service counter staff. That'll show Waitrose for under paying and mis-treating their younger staff. Lets see how they handle the stuck-up, shit faced customers with us gone.
Talking about customers, I received a complaint today. Now compared to other employees, I confider myself fairly helpful and polite, but when someone forces me to abandon my breakfast, come down stairs and then complain that I have no idea what IM doing, I tend to get pretty pissed off.

With that out of the way, I'd like to congratulate Wickit for successfully knocking up his wife for the second time. I don't know why I should be congratulating him as the thing isn't even born yet but good luck anyway.

Wickits clan
www.KTSA.co.uk

So very close..

2005-01-06T11:01:00.000-08:00

Good news, according to Fedex, my Nintendo DS comes tommorow. Bad news, no one is here to collect it.

Heres hoping they leave it next door

The hunt begins..

2005-01-04T13:45:00.000-08:00

Well after getting paid i've decided to go on a hunt for a new Nntendo DS. With my credit card companies security though, i've had trouble buying on both ebay and other sites. Not very helpful but I should be in reach of one by next week :)

Mario Party = End of Friendships

2004-12-30T10:34:00.000-08:00

Well After a brutal game of Mario Party in which fights seemed to break out on every turn I finally managed to get onto City of Heroes. So far I've not stopped playing it. As the fabled flying ability draws ever closer I doubt ill see the light of day but then again the new year sales are still on. God its a tough choice. My current hero goes by the name Spam-Filter and while he only ever fights for the good of inbox's everywhere, the evil from which he was born has left him forever scarred (believe me, some freaks that play the game have full comics about their character)

Heres a piccy of me in Atlas Park:
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0PgDzAqsRuA*hL8ACFCyWrit89ZreQeliL6PR381EO9BVCjUXxp3xzbqOlCbLwwkPMmqmExKo!mze8wKUEQuNYqmehrYtbrvP/COH.JPG

Anyway my new video project is on its way and i hope to have a trailer out soon

Come Mattman. To the Mattcave!

2004-12-29T04:44:00.000-08:00

After waiting weeks and weeks, I've finally been accepted into the City of Heroes beta test. In case you don't know what it is, its a MMORPG which revolves around superheros which is kind of funny when you look at my screen name. Anyhow there is still places available on the test so pop along to their European website and sign up and because its a beta test, you don't have to pay a penny.

Nice going Asda

2004-12-28T13:12:00.000-08:00

Well Asda decided to shut at six because its a bank holiday. Bit annoying as I thought they would be open 24 hours by now. Monday was fair enough but Tuesday???. I dont even have any milk or bread. I would walk to the co-op but I can't be arsed now.

ah well

Hmm no food

2004-12-28T10:21:00.000-08:00

After a week of rationing ive finally run out of food. That means its time for the dreaded walk to Asda but before I go let me recommend another anime ive just seen. Im not normally this excited about anime's but there has been so much quality stuff flying about recently I've got to say something.
Appleseed has just been released in Japan and after watching an older version of the film I decided to download this one. Overall the movie is nothing short of amazing. The animation is sort of like cell shaded 3D but 1000 times better. The story is different to the original but still great and the action sequences are brilliant. If you can handle the 1.2gb download and the subtitles go for it, or you can wait for it to be released in the west next year, hopefully to a bigger audience that spirited away.

Woo new year sales!

2004-12-26T07:27:00.000-08:00

Well i decided today i was going out into Southampton and take the chance to replace all my beat up anime videos from years ago. So far ive not done too bad, replacing both my Ghost in the Shell video and my entire Tank Police collection with nice shiny DVD's. I also picked up Dead Leaves, a film that i hadn't yet seen. Now if you have ever played Viewtiful Joe you will recoginise the animation style, fast and comic like. The film itself is pure madness, sort of like Ren and Stimpy on speed. Some may not like it but i thought it was great and the running time of just over an hour seems just about right.

Dead leaves DVD
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002Z9Y3W/qid=1104075585/ref=pd_ka_0/202-3522452-9928666

Now im happy

2004-12-24T15:45:00.000-08:00

Not only have i managed to have a good time tonight (who would have thought?) but when I got home THE QUO WERE ON TOP OF THE POPS TWO. Finnally the BBC know how to have a very merry christmas.

Merry Fucking Christmas

2004-12-24T13:06:00.000-08:00

Well its that time of year. Normally i'd be sitting in the sun by now but hey look, i'm still here. After spending 5 pointless hours at work doing nothing (i really mean it this time) i'm ready to go drink my sorrows away. With nothing to look foward to tommorow other than eat microwave christmas lunches at my Grans with her getting more and more drunk as the day goes on i could really do with a stiff drink.

Anyhoo ive got a new video project coming up soon so keep checking back from time to time to see my progress.

Fuck up 001

2004-12-23T10:06:00.000-08:00

Well apparently the windows media version of the lego videos missing the end. Seeing as i can't be arsed to redo it you'll have download the quicktime version if you want to see the rest :)

Stupid game and thier stupid popularity..

2004-12-23T09:21:00.000-08:00

Well After that quick start I should really get on with something. After a whole week of getting drunk I decided to take a break today and go shopping as apaerntly there is a big gift giving thingy coming up soon. So far today though ive managed to buy a scarf, a magazine and some shoes. On top of all that, i not only had to see my sick grandma throw up but every game i went to had sold out of beta keys for the up and coming World of Warcraft. Now i have to wait another 2 odd months to play the bloody game.

On a good note though, ive optimized my good old lego video so it wont take as long to download now.

Quicktime
http://www.aqzb02.dsl.pipex.com/Daft_Lego.mov (15mb)
Windows Media Player
http://www.aqzb02.dsl.pipex.com/daft_lego.wmv (6mb)

Plus here is me playing with fire (again)
http://www.aqzb02.dsl.pipex.com/toast1.wmv (3mb)

There you go. I've finally done it

2004-12-23T08:33:00.000-08:00

After getting very annoyed with my current (and shit) website i've finally decided to turn to the dark side of blogging. Hopefully this will be alot easier to update than my old set up and ill just link and videos/photos from it onto this.